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Gorilla Removal

So this guy wakes up one morning only to find a gorilla in his tree. What to do? Naturally, he opens up the Yellow Pages and looks under "Gorilla Removal." Finally he finds one that looks pretty good. He makes the call.
"Gorilla removal service," says the service guy on the other end.
"Hello. There's a gorilla in my tree," says the man. "Can you help me?"
"Depends," says the service guy. "Is it a male gorilla or a female gorilla?"
"Male," the man responds.
"Oh yeah, then. I can do it. I'll be right there," says the service guy.
An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He gives the man some instructions: "Now, you take the handcuffs and the shotgun and stand under the tree beside the Chihuahua. I'm going to climb the tree and poke that gorilla with this stick until he falls.
"Ok," the man says. "What then?"
"Well," says the service guy, "when he does, that trained Chihuahua will chomp into the gorilla's testicles, producing excruciating pain. The gorilla will then cross his hands over his testicles to protect himself. And when he does, you slap the handcuffs on him."
"Great!" says the man. "But what do I do with the shotgun?"
"Well," the service guy replies, "if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla does, you need to shoot the Chihuahua."

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