Girls Can't Have One


Girls Can't Have One

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girls house. One day he is carrying a football, and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says " See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one! "

The little girl runs in the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. She runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day the boy is riding home on his bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling " Nah na nah na nah ".

The little boy gets mad and points to his bike. " See this bike? This is a boys bike, and girls can't have them!"

Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl is riding a new boys bike. Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his most private of parts, and says, " You see this? Only boys have these and your mother can't go buy you one! "

The next day as he passes the house he asks the little girl " Well, what do you have to say now? "

So she pulls up her dress and says " My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of those as I want."