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THE LAST FLIGHT

A passenger plane on a cross the country trip ran into a terrible storm. The plane was pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die.

At the height of the storm, a young woman jumped up and exclaimed, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

She saw a hand raised in the back, and a muscular man started to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he took off his shirt. She can see the man's muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stood in front of her, shirt in hand and said to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?"

She nervously shook her head yes.

As the man handed her his shirt, he said, "Here. Iron this."

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