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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they made me angry.
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him it is "probably because of something you did."

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