Shoot the duck!


Shoot the duck!

Five doctors went to on a duck hunt: a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon, and a pathologist.

After a while a bird came winging overhead, the GP raised his shogun but didnt shoot because he wasnt sure if it was a duck or not. The pediatrician also raised his gun, but then he wasnt sure if it was a male or female duck, so he didnt shoot. The psychiatrist raised his gun and then thought, I know thats a duck, but does the duck know its a duck?

The surgeon was the only one who shot. Boom!! He blew it away. Then he turned to the pathologist and said, Go see if that was a duck.