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As If Bubba Doesn't Have Enough to Worry About

The Top 9 Signs Your White House Internship Is Going Well
9. The President lets you ride on "Air Force One", if you know what I mean.
8. Boss not only implements "Casual Fridays" but also "Topless Tuesdays."
7. You've just leapfrogged Al Gore in the line of succession.
6. Buddy no longer wastes time sniffing both your crotch and the President's.
5. After your first "meeting" with "The Boss," you move up 2 tax brackets.
4. As if national publicity, a $1M movie deal, and $10M in Democratic hush money wasn't enough, the Paula Jones Foundation for Homely Women has donated $20K to you for a full makeover.
3. The Vice President isn't the only "stiffie" you've seen in the White House.
2. Performance review rated you a "10" in the category "Ability to turn-on the president with your hillbilly good looks."
1. It ain't Keats, but for Bubba, "Shall I compare thee to a Big Mac" is pretty damn romantic.

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