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  1. Bill Clinton and the Pope both die at the same time. In a uncommon mistake, Clinton went to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. Once the mistake was noticed, it was too late and the error had to be fixed in the morning. The next day, the Pope is sent to heaven and Clinton is being sent to hell. At the halfway point, they meet and the Pope asks Clinton how heaven is. Clinton responds: "it's OK, but not that interesting." The Pope, overcome with anticipation says: "I can't wait to meet the Virgin Mother". Clinton responds:"You're a day late for that!"


  2. Hillary Clinton dies and goes to Heaven. Once she enters the gate, she is led to a bright room for a few moments, then led to another. In this room, she notices walls lined with clocks as far as the eyes can see. She asks the woman next to her, "what are these clocks for??". The woman responds: "They measure the amount of times each man sins, once he has run out his time, he dies. Hillary asks: "Can I see my husband's??" The woman responds: "Who? Bill? Oh, his clock is not here, its in the next room, we're using it as a ceiling fan!!!"


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