Bubba Can't Seem to Get a Break


Bubba Can't Seem to Get a Break

What was Yasser Arafat's advice to Bill Clinton?
Goats don't talk...

What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary is out of town.

What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.

When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
When she didn't swallow everything he presented.

What's the definition of an Arkansas virgin?
A girl that can run faster than the Governor.

What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
Swallow the leader.

What does Monica Lewinsky have on her resume?
Sat on the Presidential staff.

In a survey of American women, when asked "Would you sleep with President Clinton," 86% replied "Not Again".

Bill Clinton: "A year-and-a-half affair with Monica Lewinsky would have been impossible -- I would have become bored and cheated on her after six months!"