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The Top 15 Excuses Given By George Michael

15. Trying to win a bet that he could be in the news in the 90s.
14. "Doesn't anybody bloody knock anymore!?"
13. "My publicist told me I needed more exposure."
12. Just working on the ol' solo act.
11. "You call *this* a lewd act? Compared to the first Wham! tour??"
10. Accidentally gave himself that "I want your sex" look in the mirror.
9. "Your strange foreign ways confuse me... Now look at my butt!"
8. "Is it my fault I'm the only person good-looking enough to date me?"
7. Original title of "I Want Your Sex" was "I Want Your Sex In The Men's Room of Will Rogers Park, Beverly Hills, California and If You Don't Show Up On Time, I'm Starting Without You." 6. "Hey, why should that Milli Vanilli guy get all the attention?"
5. "I just couldn't pass up a chance to look at me bum. It's PERFECT!"
4. "Hey, at least I didn't murder my ex-wife!!"
3. Rehearsing for his new band, Whack!
2. Rehearsing for upcoming role in "Dr. Elders, Medicine Woman."

...and his number one excuse
1. Trying to get a feel for what Andrew Ridgeley's (the other half of the Wham! duo) been doing for the last 12 years.
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