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thoughts to ponder

  1. If a mute swears, does his Mother wash his hands with soap?
  2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considred a hostage situation?
  3. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
  4. What's another word for synonym?
  5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
  6. When signmakers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
  7. When you open up a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
  8. Where do Forest Rangers go to "Get away from it all?"
  9. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
  10. Why do they report power outages on TV?
  11. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
  12. Is it possible to be totally impartial?
  13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
  14. Would a fly that loses its wings be called a walk?
  15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?
  16. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
  17. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
  18. If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
  19. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?
  20. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  21. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  22. If the cops arrest a mime, do they still tell him he has a right to remain silent?
  23. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  24. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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