starr i are


starr i are

Starr I Are
- a newly discovered tale of Dr. Suess--

I'm here to ask
As you'll soon see --
Did you grope
Miss Lewinsky?

Did you grope her
In your house?
Did you grope her
Beneath her blouse?

I did not do that
Here or there
I did not do that

I did not do that
Near or far --
I did not do that

Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
Beneath her skirt?

And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
to testify?

I do not like you
Starr-You-Are --
I think that you
Have gone too far

I will not answer
Any more --
Perhaps I will go
Start a war!

The public's easy
To distract --
When bombs are
Falling on Iraq!