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Ode to Hops - Famous Beer Quotes

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.-Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.-Plato

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.-W.C.Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill; Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.-His reply

Sir, you're drunk! --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill; Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly.-His reply

Work is the curse of the drinking class.-Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.-Dave Barry

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.-David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.-Kaiser Welhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.-Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.-Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting.-George Jean Nathan

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

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