Spice Girls


Spice Girls

Spice Girls

Q: What is the best thing about getting a blow job from a Spice Girl?
A: 10 minutes of silence.

Q: What do you do if a spice girl hurls a grenade at you?
A: Take out the pin and throw it back.

Q: What did the Spice girl's mum say to her daughter's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 11 go home.

Q: What do you call a spice girl behind a steering wheel?
A: An airbag.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent Spice Girl and a UFO?
A: Dunno - never seen either!

Q: Why do the Spice Girls smile when there's lightning?
A: They think they are getting their photo taken.

Q: A blond and the Spice Girls jumped off the Empire State building. Who landed first?
A: The blond - the Spice Girls had to stop and ask directions!

Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they only screw in cars.

Q: What do a turtle and a spice girl have in common?
A: Put them on their back and they're both screwed.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do Spice Girls have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

Q: Why don't Spice Girls eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: How do you know when a Spice Girl has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What does a Spice Girl and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did Mel B. get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.