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Supertoad's Original, Unofficial South Park Drinking Game!


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It's finally here! The tried and tested, ever expanding, South Park drinking game!
Now you can get down and drunk while watching Stan, Kyle, Catman, and Kenny.
A guaranteed party success story (we tried it, and someone puked, so you know it's a good game. :-)

The Rules:

If you've never played a drinking game before, the requirements are fairly simple:

All you do is wait for the appropriate stimulus (defined as: 'one of the words, phrases, or events listed below'), then perform the appropriate response (defined as: 'drink'). Different stimuli call for different numbers of responses, but the standard exchange is one drink per one event. Exceptions are noted where appropriate. Generally, stimuli must occur with enough regularity in more than one episode to be included in the list. Important: If you're planning on modifying this list to include favorite events, be careful not to load up the list with so much stuff that nobody remembers it all. This all sounds so serious, doesn't it?

Special Note: There are a lot of characters and events to remember... I recommend that until you get used to the format of the game and the speed it moves at (and it moves faster than you think...), just use the general events and those events triggered by the four kids. After you play once, maybe add Chef and Mr. Garrison's events. Et cetera, et cetera. If you basically take a small drink of your hooch every 10 to 15 seconds, you should be fine... and if you wait until an episode or two has passed, no one will probably notice or care.

Final Note: This is not a game you should play often, or probably even play at all. However, if you do, be smart, and responsible. Do it at someone's house or apartment, and ask them if you can sleep over first before you get trashed out of your mind, drunkenly decide you're going home, then crash into someone on the road and kill them and yourself. Unlike Kenny, the dead don't come back to life.

Apparantly he's very open to feedback, so email the Supertoad and let him know what you think. He's especially interested in any corrections, suggestions, or other advice on how he can make this the best game it can be. Enjoy!


SUPERTOAD'S UNOFFICIAL SOUTH PARK DRINKING GAME!
STIMULUS RESPONSE


Whenever... Do this...
... someone says 'dude' ...Drink once
... someone says 'Sweet!' ...Drink once
... someone curses audibly ('hell', 'damn', 'goddamn', 'bitch', 'son of a bitch', 'bastard', 'ass', 'kickass', 'asshole', 'dick', 'pussy') ...Drink once
... someone curses and is censored (bleeped) ('shit', 'fuck', 'motherfucker', 'cock') ...Drink twice
... 'Cheesy Poofs' or 'Snacky Cakes' are seen or mentioned ...Drink once
... an animal is insulted, abused, or killed ...Drink once
... someone farts ...Drink once


Whenever STAN... Do this...
... pukes ...Drink once
... pukes on Wendy Testaburger ...Drink again
... says 'Oh my God! They killed Kenny!' ...Drink once


Whenever KYLE... Do this...
... screams 'Ike!' ...Drink once
... kicks Ike ...Drink once
... says 'You bastard' (referring to Kenny's death) ...Drink twice (once for the cursing, once for good measure)


Whenever CARTMAN... Do this...
... mentions food or eating ... Drink once
... screams 'Eh! Screw you guys!' ... Drink once
... says 'hippy' or 'hippies' ... Drink once for 'hippy', twice for 'hippies'
... says 'I'll kick you in the nuts!' ... Drink once
... recites something twisted his mom taught him ... Drink three times
... is called 'fat boy' or 'fat kid' ... Drink once


Whenever KENNY... Do this...
... mumbles anything ... Drink once
... laughs at his own sick jokes ... Drink once
... pulls his hoodstrings tight ... Drink once
... dies accidentally ... Drink once
... kills himself ... Drink twice
... is killed by somebody ... Drink three times


Whenever IKE... Do this...
... bounces around ... Drink once
... speaks his gibberish ... Drink once
... is mistaken for an inanimate object ... Drink once


Whenever CHEF... Do this...
... calls the kids 'children' ... Drink once
... calls one kid 'children' ... Drink twice
... calls the kids 'crackers' ... Drink once
... describes what's on the lunch menu ... Drink once
... sings a song ... Drink once


Whenever MR. GARRISON... Do this...
... yells 'You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!' ... Drink three times (twice for cursing, once for good measure)
... speaks using Mr. Hat ... Drink once
... directly to Mr. Hat ... Drink once


Whenever TERRANCE or PHILLIP... Do this...
... farts ...Drink twice


Whenever... Do this...
... Officer Barbrady says 'There's nothing to see here!' ... Drink once
... Mrs. Broslovski says 'Wha-wha-wha-what?' ... Drink once
... Mrs. Cartman speaks in baby talk to her son ... Drink once
... Mr. Mackey says 'ookaaaay?' ... Drink once
... The Mayor says 'Ok people!' ... Drink once
... Ned speaks through his cancer kazoo ... Drink once
... Uncle Jimbo yells 'It's coming right for us!' ... Drink once



Supertoad's Unofficial South Park Drinking Game! was created by James Falco [supertoad@mindspring.com].
South Park, and all its characters, were created by Trey Parker & Matt Stone for Comedy Central. This site is not endorsed or authorized by any of them, but hopefully they'd find it in the spirit of the show, and enjoy the free publicity.
Icons created by Chris Pirillo from Just South of South Park


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Last updated on 6/21/98


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