Virtual Mooning


Virtual Mooning

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some "ass-cons"?

Here goes:
(_!_): a regular ass

(__!__): a fat ass

(!): a tight ass

(_._): a flat ass

(_^^_): a bubble ass

(_*_): a sore ass

(_!__): a lop-sided ass

{_!_}: a swishy ass

(_o_): an ass that's been around

(_O_): an ass that's been around even more

(_x_): kiss my ass

(_X_):leave my ass alone

(_zzz_): a tired ass

(_o^^o_): a wise ass

(_13_): an unlucky ass

(_$_): Money coming out of his ass

(_?_): Dumb Ass