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POTENTIAL REALITY

Lil' Johnny came home from school with a writing assignment. He asked his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looked up thoughtfully, then said, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."

Johnny was puzzled, but he decided to see if he could figure out what his father meant. He asked his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

His mother looked around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face replied, "Don't tell your father, but yes, I would."

Johnny went to his sister's room and asked her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

His sister looked up and said, "Omigod! Definitely!"

Lil' Johnny went back to his father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on two millions bucks, but in reality, we are living with two sluts."

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