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The Pig Farmer

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A not so bright Pig farmer once had 3 sows and a boar. After his boar died he worried how he was going to breed his females. He called his veterinarian and asked him what he should do. The vet replied that he could help him out and do it himself for a $100. Well the pig farmer does not have that kind of money and says to himself I can save myself $100 and do like the vet said and do it myself. So he puts the 3 sows in the back of his pick-up and out into the woods where he proceeds to do them himself. He brings them back and puts them back in their pen, but he can't tell if they are bred or not so he calls the vet. How can I tell when they are bred he asked? And the vet replied, "they will waller around in the mud and squeal alot." Ok so the farmer looks at them and they are not doing a thing. So the next day he loads them in his truck again and takes them out into the woods again and does each pig twice this time. He takes them back and puts them in their pen and still no wallering and squealing. So that night he goes to bed worried, so he asks his wife to look out the window and tell him if the sow are wallering in the mud yet or squealing. Well I don't know about wallering and squealing she says.... but two of them are in the back of the truck and the third is in the driver seat honking the horn.

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