Humour@TheAtomicMoose.ca: Politically Correct Terms?

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Politically Correct Terms?

  1. He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
  2. He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.
  3. He does not have a fabulous rear end; he has achieved Buttocks Perfection.
  4. He is not stupid; he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development.
  5. He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.
  6. He is not balding; he is in Follicle Regression.
  7. You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.
  8. He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.
  9. His jeans are not too tight; he is Anatomically Undercirculated.
  10. He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.
  11. You do not kiss him; you become Facially Conjoined.
  12. He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.
  13. He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes Accidentally Horizontal.
  14. He does not act like a total ass; he develops a Case Of Rectal-Cranial Inversion.
  15. He is not short - he is Anatomically Compact.
  16. He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.
  17. He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a Vehicular Addiction.
  18. He does not have a hot body; he is Physically Combustible.
  19. He is not unsophisticated; he is Socially Malformed.
  20. He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from Reverse Bulimia.
  21. He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative.
  22. He is not a sex machine; he is Romantically Automated.
  23. He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy.
  24. He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.
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