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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.
Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does it stick to the pan?
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Tell me what you believe and I'll tell you where you're going wrong.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

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