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Subject: Most embarrassing moment

In Melbourne, Australia, one of the radio stations pays money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This was a definite winner.

As the lady said: "I was due later in the week for an appt. with gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school and it was 8:45 already. The trip to the Dr.'s office usually took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have much time to spare.

As most women do I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time there wasn't enough time to make the full effort.

I rushed upstairs, threw off my clothes, wet a washcloth lying by the sink and gave myself a wash in "that area". Taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over to the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii while the Dr. began the examination. I was little surprised when he said, "My.. we have taken a little extra effort this morning haven't we?, but I didn't respond.

The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal etc. At 8:30 that evening, my 18 year old daughter was getting ready to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"

I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No - I need the one I left on the sink this morning. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."

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