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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

When man was first made, he was given only twenty years of normal sex life. Naturally, he was horrified! Only twenty years!
The monkey also was given twenty years, but replied ten years is plenty. The man asked for the monkey's other ten years and it was given to him.
The lion was also given twenty years, but he also said he only needed ten years. Again, man asked for the other ten years, and the lion replied of course.
Then came the donkey, and he was also given twenty years, but like the other animals, ten years was enough for him. And again man asked and was given ten more years.
Now, this explains why man today has twenty years of normal sex life, then ten years of monkeying around, ten years of lion about it and last of all ten years of making an ass of himself.

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