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Letter of recommendation

THE BOSS WAS ASKED FOR A LETTER

Pete Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Pete works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Pete never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Pete takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Pete is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Pete can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Pete be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Sd/-

Project Leader


A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines (1, 3, 5, ...) for my true assessment of him.

Pete Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Pete never
finishes given assignments on time. Often Pete takes extended
breaks. Pete is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Pete can be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Pete be
executed as soon as possible.

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